How To Make a Designer Dress

How to make a designer prom dress

First it is very important to have all materials that will be needed gathered together. Don't forget anything as frustration is about to set in.

Materials needed: material, pattern, client's measurements, wine, zipper, thread, more wine, bling and a clear calendar.

Check the pattern to see how much material will be needed. This will directly affect how much wine will be needed. Burgundy satin calls for a burgundy wine. This will assure if any wine spills it will not be noticed. White wine can be used when putting the lining together.

Talk with the client, this one happens to be a granddaughter. See just what look she wants. Designer means a one-of-a-kind, no one else will have it dress. Let her and her mom pick out all the bling and other needs - all but the wine. This you can do yourself. Sending a minor to the liquor store is not a good thing.

Pour a small glass of wine to sip as you read the directions to this never-before-made pattern. Reading the directions with the first glass of wine is very important as later in the process seeing straight might become a problem.

Sew all the pieces together, call the child and have her try it on. Of course it will need minor adjustments as it is not going to look like it does on the front of the pattern envelope. Assure the granddaughter everything will be adjusted to fit only her. Pour a larger glass of wine. Pin where tucks need to be made being careful not to stick the pins into flesh.

Go back to the sewing machine with the dress and the bottle of wine. You can fill the glass as it empties out. Note: If the wine is running low, you may use the white wine now.

Start attaching the bling. Call the granddaughter and ask her just how this is going to work. When she gets that deer-in-the-headlight look, hide the wine. She is too young to drink. Be sure you remember where you hide it. Put it next to the cooking wine, as at this point you will realize that bottle is next in line.

Keep sewing being careful not to fitch your stinger. That's gonna hurt! But, you can ease the pain with another wass of gline.

Take a break. Sit down and watch Fox News. For this you will need another large beaker of wine. Times are getting bad. Since the wine is all gone, close down shop till morning. It is a good thing grocery stores carry wine, you will need an early start.

Before doing more on the dress, have the client try it on. When she mentions it is not EXACTLY like the picture, tell her everything is going to be fine, she will be a trend settter! If she mentions it does not even look like a dress, you give her that whipped hound dog look and start to cry. Tell her you have worked your fingers to the bone, even stuck one with a needle and she is just a spoiled brat with no feelings for an old grandma. Head for the place you hid the last bit of wine and finish it off.

By now it is bedtime. Come morning things will surely look better. Well there might be a slight headache, but once you get another supply of wine all will be better. Prom is only a week away, soon it will all be over. As she dances the night away with her date, enjoy some wine and cheese. You are now an accomplished seamstress having made a one-of-a-kind designer dress. If anyone questions whether it actually is a dress, remind them you are an artist and therefore sensitive. Let them know one day your designs will be among those on the runway with other creations no one in their right mind would wear.

Now you know how to design a prom dress. Cheers!!